bradtfuntimes614 44 M
2  Articles‚ Score 5.8
Monday   1/20/2020

Let’s start the week off good. Who has the funny?


0 Comments, 2 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
coxsic66 47 M
1  Article‚ Score 1.5
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm   1/20/2020

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmxxxxxxxxxxx


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
Funchat805 29 M
6  Articles‚ Score 38.0
This site   1/19/2020

That’s the joke <br><br> Posting for


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
hambone52442 26 M
1  Article‚ Score 5.6
jimmy and his cat   1/17/2020

At School, the teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!’”


0 Comments, 16 Views, 9 Votes ,3.21 Score
Ellsfun4311 38 M
7  Articles‚ Score 25.2
Points   1/16/2020

Yup, just one of those I need points posts


1 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,4.79 Score
JESSWAYNE69 49 M
1  Article‚ Score 4.1
knock knock   1/16/2020

who is there


0 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Pleasure_KingXXX 39 M
5  Articles‚ Score 2.4
Funny   1/15/2020

A man and a woman started have in the middle of a dark forest. After about minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, " too, you've been eating grass for the past minutes!"


1 Comments, 19 Views, 10 Votes ,2.39 Score
cave man pussy   1/15/2020

why did cave men drag their women around by their hair? <br><br> they learned the hard what that if they dragged them by their feet that the pussy would fill up with dirt


1 Comments, 21 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
biPDX 37 M
4  Articles‚ Score 5.1
Germ researcher finds semen on 30% of hotel remotes   1/14/2020

Did you read this CNN article about a germ researcher who found semen on 30% of hotel remotes? Come on guys lets keep it clean out there. <br><br> https://m.cnn.com/en/article/h_990ff64f90f909f55b916692ee340d2c


0 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
nautical3 60 M
6  Articles
Cards   1/14/2020

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
nautical3 60 M
6  Articles
Christmas   1/14/2020

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took ...


0 Comments, 34 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
nautical3 60 M
6  Articles
these days ;)   1/14/2020

1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." 1: "As if." 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." 1: "I don't have a sister." 2: "You will in about nine months."


0 Comments, 17 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
tallcool2013 44 M
21  Articles‚ Score 10.8
joke toke   1/13/2020

two rabies walk into a bar


1 Comments, 27 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
TheWolfe84 35 M
6  Articles
Life is a dick   1/13/2020

But sometimes you just have to suck it up as it comes.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
TheWolfe84 35 M
6  Articles
a cock is very similar to a Rubik's Cube   1/13/2020

The more time you spend playing with it the harder it gets.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
TheWolfe84 35 M
6  Articles
My old guitar teacher got arrested last week   1/13/2020

He got caught fingering A


0 Comments, 8 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
TheWolfe84 35 M
6  Articles
Difference between a G-spot and golfball   1/13/2020

A guy will search relentlessly for a golf ball.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
TheWolfe84 35 M
6  Articles
Congratulations to the scarecrow for his recent reward   1/13/2020

For being outstanding in his field.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
TheWolfe84 35 M
6  Articles
Difference between cats and dogs   1/13/2020

A can't get an MRI, but catscan.


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
TheWolfe84 35 M
6  Articles
What do you call a cake made by a ?   1/13/2020

Hoe-made


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
plano_eli 35 M
7  Articles
Squirting in self defense   1/11/2020

can squirting be taught as self defense


2 Comments, 10 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
plano_eli 35 M
7  Articles
Squirting in self defense   1/11/2020

can squirting be taught as self defense


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
plano_eli 35 M
7  Articles
Squirting in self defense   1/11/2020

can squirting be taught as self defense


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
plano_eli 35 M
7  Articles
Squirting   1/11/2020

can squirting be taught as self defense


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
plano_eli 35 M
7  Articles
Fearless Oral   1/9/2020

I love giving oral so much i do it even if there is a risk of dying from a battle axe. They can always say about he's glad he ate her.


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
SecretxXxFantasy 25 M
1  Article
Motivation to lose weight and get fit   1/8/2020

An overweight guy signed up a special training program that guarantees he will lose all of his weight and be fit within a day As he walked in a 3 floor building the trainer told him, in order to complete your training you have to go through 3 stages of training Each floor has its own stage <br><br> The trainer takes the man to the first floor and he finds a room full of naked ...


0 Comments, 30 Views, 10 Votes ,2.59 Score
bigboy9989 59 M
5  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Who Rules the Sexual World   1/8/2020

Is it just or would a bi guy with a 9" cock that could host not rule the sexual world?


0 Comments, 12 Views, 9 Votes ,1.07 Score
bigboy9989 59 M
5  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Ass Joke   1/8/2020

If someone puts a cock up your ass and you don't feel it, did it happen.


1 Comments, 13 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
bigboy9989 59 M
5  Articles‚ Score 0.1
getting some   1/8/2020

Someone accused me of getting some on the side. I said it had been so long I didn't know they had moved it.


0 Comments, 11 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
336bbcnc 32 M
4  Articles
what do you call an alligator detective?   1/8/2020

An investi-gator.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
336bbcnc 32 M
4  Articles
what do you call a pig that does karate?   1/8/2020

A pork Chop


0 Comments, 9 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
Iwannacthat 52 M
7  Articles‚ Score 3.8
First video   1/7/2020

I watched my first porno the other night....damn I was young back thrn!


0 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
this im messanger   1/7/2020

points points points points points points points


0 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
Hunting season   1/7/2020

A father goes hunting for some deer and he nails a beautiful 1o point buck butt does a bad job cleaning the meat when he makes it for dinner. His wife comes by later and says "Dear I was masturbating and I found a pellet." He thinks nothing of it and tell her not to worry about it. Later his comes by says she got horny and found a pellet when she tried to fuck herself. He thinks ...


0 Comments, 35 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
oraldeelite 56 M
4  Articles
classic oldie   1/7/2020

Aunt Molly went to her local grocer to buy her favorite summer sausage to serve at the holidays. She served it as usual but her guests complained that it just wasn't very good. The next week back at the shop she asked the butcher what's with the sausage , it just wasn't as good as it had always been. He told her " at this time it was hard to make both ends meat !


0 Comments, 27 Views, 10 Votes ,2.59 Score
comfybum 27 M
2  Articles
Mono or stereo?   1/6/2020

For earsex? You like both ears? Or just they should change hetero and homo to monosexual and stereosexual, but audiosex it would pertain better, thanks!


0 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,0.75 Score
lookg4fun4all 61 M
8  Articles‚ Score 3.1
Two gay guys   1/5/2020

TWo gay guys walking past a funeral home. One guy asks the the other guy .....want to go in for a cold one?


1 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
TravelingMan_90 29 M
5  Articles
4 the points   1/5/2020

Need the points


1 Comments, 10 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
336bbcnc 32 M
4  Articles
what do you call a zebra with no legs   1/4/2020

a Savannah sandwich.


1 Comments, 11 Views, 8 Votes ,0.93 Score
336bbcnc 32 M
4  Articles
how many fucks can a wood chuck fuck?   1/4/2020

about 1 or 2 id guess.


1 Comments, 11 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
lookg4fun4all 61 M
8  Articles‚ Score 3.1
Doctor visit   1/4/2020

Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient, I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating. The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.


0 Comments, 13 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
lookg4fun4all 61 M
8  Articles‚ Score 3.1
Doctor visit   1/4/2020

Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient, I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating. The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.


1 Comments, 9 Views, 6 Votes ,0.23 Score
lookg4fun4all 61 M
8  Articles‚ Score 3.1
Doctor visit   1/4/2020

Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient, I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating. The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.


0 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
adventure_man01 32 M
9  Articles
Why are frogs always so happy?   1/4/2020

They eat what ever bugs them


0 Comments, 2 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
lookg4fun4all 61 M
8  Articles‚ Score 3.1
Jerk off   1/3/2020

What do you call a man that cries while he pleausures himself? Answer- A tearjerker


0 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
love jokes   1/2/2020

love being funny! and laughing


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,0.14 Score
lookg4fun4all 61 M
8  Articles‚ Score 3.1
the difference between a job and a wife   1/2/2020

What is the difference between a job and a wife? After years, your job still sucks!


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
bigboy9989 59 M
5  Articles‚ Score 0.1
A Joke   1/2/2020

I was accused of getting some on the side. I said it has been so long since I had any. I didn't know they had moved it.


1 Comments, 18 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
Timbuktu   1/1/2020

The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br> Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...


1 Comments, 27 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
Timbuktu   1/1/2020

The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br> Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...


0 Comments, 16 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
Sex Computer   1/1/2020

What’s the difference between a woman and a computer? Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies


0 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
KittyK1010 40 F
8  Articles
Points Glorious Points   1/1/2020

No joke, just need points. <br><br> Thanks and bye


1 Comments, 19 Views, 12 Votes ,3.68 Score
KittyK1010 40 F
8  Articles
Points Glorious Points   1/1/2020

No joke, just need points. <br><br> Thanks and bye


1 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
KittyK1010 40 F
8  Articles
Points Glorious Points   1/1/2020

No joke, just need points. <br><br> Thanks and bye


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
montrealvegan 19 M
1  Article
Why don't vegan girls moan during sex?   12/31/2019

Because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat gave them such pleasure.


0 Comments, 8 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
lookg4fun4all 61 M
8  Articles‚ Score 3.1
Jelly and Jam   12/31/2019

What is difference between jelly and jam? <br><br> Answer: You cant jelly a cock down someone's throat.


0 Comments, 15 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
dariusj001 35 M
5  Articles‚ Score 0.1
What's Older and Needs a Plumber   12/31/2019

yo momma lol


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
lookg4fun4all 61 M
8  Articles‚ Score 3.1
Buying a fence   12/31/2019

Man walks into a local drugstore and goes up to counter to ask about condoms. The woman behind the counter was a good looking woman in her 40's asked him what size? The man being a rookie, replied, Size? They come in sizes? I am not sure. The woman said to go out back and you will see a fence with multiple different size holes. Figure out which hole is your size and come back to me and I ...


0 Comments, 43 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
nhtoma603617 28 M
6  Articles
What’s harder   12/29/2019

Lol so what’s harder to get points or pussy 😂😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️


1 Comments, 23 Views, 13 Votes ,3.98 Score
casualguy2091 42 M
8  Articles
points   12/28/2019

points


1 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
casualguy2091 42 M
8  Articles
points   12/28/2019

points


0 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
luv2_69urkitty 52 M
5  Articles
Jokes?   12/28/2019

I need points and thats no joke


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
Bryser83 36 M
7  Articles‚ Score 12.6
Jokes get chicks   12/27/2019

All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,3.71 Score
Bryser83 36 M
7  Articles‚ Score 12.6
Jokes get chicks   12/27/2019

All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing


0 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
dariusj001 35 M
5  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Joker   12/27/2019

Isn't the joke that I'm here trying to come up with one lol


0 Comments, 2 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
adventure_man01 32 M
9  Articles
Time Travel   12/26/2019

I was gonna tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.


1 Comments, 9 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
adventure_man01 32 M
9  Articles
A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.   12/26/2019

days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?” <br><br> The patient replies: “No. I’m afraid to.”


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
naughtydeepcock8 32 M
6  Articles
This site, does it count as a joke?   12/21/2019

they keep increasing points left and right making it nearly impossible . other options is and they and $240/year ! lol GTFO !!


0 Comments, 19 Views, 13 Votes ,3.81 Score
adventure_man01 32 M
9  Articles
My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full ...   12/21/2019

My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic keeping my cup half-full ... <br><br> ... with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.


0 Comments, 12 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
dreamin414 27 M
1  Article
Men are like...   12/21/2019

… Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. <br><br> … Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. <br><br> … Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. <br><br> … Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. <br><br> … Commercials. You ...


0 Comments, 24 Views, 13 Votes ,4.32 Score
alexmanning21 33 M
1  Article‚ Score 0.6
whos got jokes   12/20/2019

I hear lots of jokes, some are better than others for sure but I haven't heard any jokes about nipples... care to share?


0 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
The things we do for points   12/20/2019

1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. <br><br> 2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem. <br><br> LINKBOARD SELF-IMPROVEMENT BEAUTY CREEPY BOOKS TV + MOVIES Christmas Jokes FUNNYCHRISTMAS 50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit Avatar By Mélanie ...


0 Comments, 14 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
xSimplesex 50 M
5  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Knock, knock ..   12/19/2019

'Knock, knock', goes the saying ... <br><br> ''s there?', is the proper reply ... <br><br> 'a duck', could be one answer ... <br><br> because no on e ever guesses a duck, that's why!


0 Comments, 11 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
oraldeelite 56 M
4  Articles
Xmas classic joke   12/17/2019

What is the difference between a snowman & a snow woman? ...


1 Comments, 47 Views, 16 Votes ,2.69 Score
455hotstuff 38 M
7  Articles
10 inch Bic   12/17/2019

Two Men were fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you ...


0 Comments, 28 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
Spanking   12/17/2019

A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her ’s bed. <br><br> She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks, “What do you think we should do?” <br><br> The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him is out of the question.”


0 Comments, 17 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
antisocial200 19 M
2  Articles
what do you call two guys no arms no legs sitting in the windowsill   12/16/2019

curt and rod


0 Comments, 16 Views, 11 Votes ,2.42 Score
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?   12/16/2019

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
D0ct0rSF 43 M
8  Articles
Maria earns $20   12/15/2019

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"


0 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
D0ct0rSF 43 M
8  Articles
I asked a Chinese girl for her number.   12/15/2019

She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" <br><br> I said, "Wow!" <br><br> Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."


0 Comments, 9 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
D0ct0rSF 43 M
8  Articles
Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?   12/15/2019

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. You see them and ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
xxsomeone2 55 M
1  Article
Fired   12/15/2019

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? <br><br> <br><br> Because he couldn't concentrate.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?   12/14/2019

He felt his presents!


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?   12/14/2019

He felt his presents!


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?   12/14/2019

He felt his presents!


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
I used to work in a shoe recycling shoe.   12/14/2019

It was sole destroying


0 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Aging :)   12/13/2019

An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."


0 Comments, 5 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Jealous?   12/13/2019

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost wife in the supermarket. Can you talk for a of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk a beautiful woman wife appears of nowhere.”


0 Comments, 11 Views, 1 Votes
vbottom91 28 M
1  Article
Joke joke joke   12/13/2019

What's a pirates fav letter you think it will be r but it's the c they love


0 Comments, 10 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Wlong124 48 M
3  Articles‚ Score 3.9
Just incase   12/13/2019

Incase the joke didnt set in points points points


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
Wlong124 48 M
3  Articles‚ Score 3.9
Seems fitting   12/13/2019

Yes points points points. Its what its all about


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
Murfmurf08 38 M
1  Article
Butter   12/11/2019

Wanna here was he joke aboot the butter <br><br> Na ul just spread it😂🤣😂


0 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
Jormungandr08 29 M
1  Article‚ Score 7.5
Points   12/10/2019

I could use a few.


1 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
Letsdothis8078 39 C
2  Articles
Mall at Christmas   12/8/2019

It's a cute little Christmas Joke Little Johny goes the mall see Santa Cruz. He sits on his lap and Santa says while tapping him on his nose. I bet you want some T-O-Y-S. Little Johny said" no Santa I don't want any toys for Christmas. Well santa looks at him and says " well then I bet you want some C-A-N-D-Y. Little Johny looks at Santa shakes his head and said " no ...


0 Comments, 43 Views, 11 Votes ,2.79 Score
Johnny Sperm   12/7/2019

Johnny Sperm wanted to be the best. Every day he ran everywhere he went. night he did push ups and sit ups! He was buff!!! <br><br> Then the big day came. The whistle blew and he took his mark. The starter said go and he ran like he never ran before. He made into the final tunnel; he was well in the lead. He got almost to the end and he could see what was ahead. ...


0 Comments, 35 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
6  Articles
Hilarious   12/7/2019

I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's 'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See" she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......


2 Comments, 36 Views, 22 Votes ,3.49 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
6  Articles
Hilarious   12/7/2019

I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's 'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See" she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......


0 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
solice_fred 63 M
3  Articles
Standard member   12/5/2019

magazine article


4 Comments, 24 Views, 12 Votes ,2.09 Score
soc_solice 27 M
2  Articles
Paid member   12/5/2019

magazine article member


1 Comments, 13 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
Couple2Grow69 35 C
8  Articles
You got jokes   12/5/2019

Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!


0 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
Couple2Grow69 35 C
8  Articles
You got jokes   12/5/2019

Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!


0 Comments, 11 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
Pleasure_KingXXX 39 M
5  Articles‚ Score 2.4
Want to hear the greatest joke?   12/4/2019

...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners   12/4/2019

The lady says, "Come Again!" <br><br> The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."


0 Comments, 16 Views, 10 Votes ,4.38 Score
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger   12/4/2019

Then it hit me


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger   12/4/2019

Then it hit me


2 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
Why are frogs always so happy?   12/4/2019

They eat what ever bugs them


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
What did the penis say to the condom?   12/4/2019

Cover me, I'm going in


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?   12/3/2019

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.


1 Comments, 17 Views, 12 Votes ,3.15 Score
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?   12/3/2019

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
Dr_gonzo_69 32 M
5  Articles
Your mom   12/2/2019

Swallow bitch. There's people starving in Africa.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,0.93 Score
The Way I See It   12/1/2019

The way I see it, wife swapping isn't as great as I first thought it would be. No matter which was things go, you're still stuck with a wife !


0 Comments, 9 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
The Way I See It   12/1/2019

The way I see it, wife swapping isn't as great as I first thought it would be. No matter which was things go, you're still stuck with a wife !


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Where it was one time   11/29/2019

Beat it til the end and back


0 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes
Pleasure_KingXXX 39 M
5  Articles‚ Score 2.4
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?   11/28/2019

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.


2 Comments, 11 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
Pleasure_KingXXX 39 M
5  Articles‚ Score 2.4
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?   11/26/2019

A Private Tutor


0 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
funny joke   11/26/2019

So my wife and I were sitting in the lounge last week talking about how we can make some extra cash. Anyway, the idea of came up and my wife was up for it..... <br><br> She went out last night and when she came home I asked "how much money did you make?" she said £50.50p.... <br><br> I replied £50.50p, thats a strange amount, Who paid you 50pense? ...


0 Comments, 29 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
yurikanjo 18 M
0  Articles
why does a nearsighted gynecologist and a drinking water have in common?   11/26/2019

a wet nose lol.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
The Dentist   11/25/2019

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give a man a shot. <br><br> “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” <br><br> The dentist starts to set up the nitrous oxide and the man says, “No way! I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!” <br><br> She then asks if would take a pill. <br><br> “No ...


0 Comments, 30 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
Little Johnny Returns   11/25/2019

The teacher asked the class to use the ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. <br><br> Molly put up her hand and said “My family went to granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” <br><br> The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’, not “fascinating” <br><br> Sally raised her hand. She said, ...


1 Comments, 37 Views, 11 Votes ,3.92 Score
Are The Best Ice Breaker   11/25/2019

Agree or Disagree?


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
Where's the dollar?   11/22/2019

This is an old joke so the amounts seem small. 3 friends were at a conference years back and while talking discovered they planned to stay at the same hotel. When they got to the front desk the manager was out and the clerk told them the rooms were $30/night. They asked if there was a two queens beds with a sleeper couch and was told yes. They decided to pool their money and just get 1 room. ...


0 Comments, 31 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
sissy_seeks_ownr 38 M
5  Articles
this is a joke   11/21/2019

a man walks upto another and says i want your ciggy, he hands him his ciggy and walks away.


1 Comments, 27 Views, 12 Votes ,0.15 Score
A Blonde Joke   11/18/2019

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' <br><br> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. <br><br> In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before ...


1 Comments, 42 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
boxing_the_stars 41 M
4  Articles
Another one!   11/17/2019

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. You see them and ...


0 Comments, 26 Views, 12 Votes ,2.98 Score
rm_Bicurman431 38 M
7  Articles
Points   11/17/2019

Just here for points.....


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
giveme006 32 M
3  Articles‚ Score 1.1
Joke   11/16/2019

How do you know the difference between a female frog and a male frog???.... female frog goes ribit ribit ribit and a male frog goes rub it rub it rub it.


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
A Joke   11/16/2019

Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure. <br><br> Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are the only which resemble men in their behavior? <br><br> Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts 2 it & see how horny it gets just as men do.' <br><br> Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure ...


0 Comments, 41 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
A Joke   11/16/2019

I went to a sex addiction clinic yesterday. <br><br> We all gathered in a circle and one one each person told stories of their sordid sexual encounters. <br><br> the time it got to me, the counsellor asked, "Now Dave, is there anything you'd like to share with us?" <br><br> I replied, "Yes, my erection."


0 Comments, 21 Views, 8 Votes ,3.71 Score
oralb252 35 M
1  Article
Hi, how are you?   11/14/2019

Ppppppp points.... pppppp points..... lol


0 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
Knock knock   11/12/2019

Knock Knock 's there? Orange Orange ? Orange you going let Me in so I can Eat you ?!l


0 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
A Joke   11/12/2019

My mate broke his leg so I went see him at home. “How are you mate?” “Yeah I’m okay. But do me a favour mate. Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.” I went upstairs and found his gorgeous 19 year old daughters lying naked on the bed. I said “Your dad’s sent up here have sex with both of you. They respond “Get away with ya... Prove it.” I shouted ...


1 Comments, 53 Views, 9 Votes ,3.00 Score
Sexual Relief   11/11/2019

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br> During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 50 men here on the post & no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. ...


1 Comments, 46 Views, 13 Votes ,2.47 Score
fucking   11/10/2019

what is soo funny is in weirdes places


0 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
A Joke   11/10/2019

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in to try for the job.: "Okay." The sheriff drawled. "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "." He replied. The sheriff thought to himself. "That's not what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" ...


0 Comments, 45 Views, 11 Votes ,2.05 Score
Avocadontknoyou 35 M
5  Articles
I have a joke   11/9/2019

Wanna hear a dirty joke?


0 Comments, 16 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
Avocadontknoyou 35 M
5  Articles
My article   11/9/2019

Points


0 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
ZorbuFlip 28 M
5  Articles
Farmer   11/8/2019

Why does everyone like the mushroom farmer? He has good morels.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
ZorbuFlip 28 M
5  Articles
Charging Bull   11/8/2019

What do you do when a bull charges you. up!


0 Comments, 18 Views, 8 Votes ,1.16 Score
ZorbuFlip 28 M
5  Articles
Dull pencil   11/8/2019

Why don't you want a dull pencil? It's pointless.


0 Comments, 14 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
ZorbuFlip 28 M
5  Articles
Baseball   11/8/2019

I didn't know why the baseball kept getting bigger, then it hit me.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
rmlookn4some14 50 C
7  Articles
HAHA   11/6/2019

Truth is something that seems to elude people when describing themselves in their profiles. I find it a particularly "dark" place when confronted with having to deal with someone's lies, half-truths or misinformation. I would like to take an opportunity now to shed some "light" on the topic in this article as a form of advice. **********Be truthful********* How ...


5 Comments, 56 Views, 21 Votes ,1.64 Score
Penis   11/5/2019

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br> The man.


0 Comments, 24 Views, 17 Votes ,1.43 Score
Johnnybuck24 48 M
3  Articles‚ Score 0.4
old testament   11/4/2019

How does Moses make tea? He brews.


1 Comments, 14 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
Johnnybuck24 48 M
3  Articles‚ Score 0.4
deserving   11/4/2019

Did you hear about new restaurant named Karma? <br><br> No menus- you get what you deserve


0 Comments, 10 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
Laxatives   11/3/2019

How is a girlfriend like a laxative? <br><br> They both annoy the shit of you.


0 Comments, 12 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
adventure_man01 32 M
9  Articles
Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?   11/3/2019

A: Because he was always spotted.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
A Joke   11/3/2019

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night, she does just that. About a week later, she's back at the doctor, and says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even ...


0 Comments, 38 Views, 10 Votes ,3.78 Score
BBC4fun946 38 M
6  Articles
Joke   11/3/2019

Hello Find For sex - Available Girls Near Me - Local Dating, ever had that one person you just wanted walk up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...


1 Comments, 12 Views, 5 Votes ,0.86 Score
Hxhxn 24 M
4  Articles
1+1   11/3/2019

有一天~老師問小明"1+1=多少" <br><br> 小明"不知道" <br><br> 老師"回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙" <br><br> 小明"喔喔" <br><br> 回到家-- <br><br> 小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br> 就說"我不知啦!去問你爸" <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
Hxhxn 24 M
4  Articles
1+1   11/3/2019

有一天~老師問小明"1+1=多少" <br><br> 小明"不知道" <br><br> 老師"回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙" <br><br> 小明"喔喔" <br><br> 回到家-- <br><br> 小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br> 就說"我不知啦!去問你爸" <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
Rubies cube   11/2/2019

What do a penis and Rubik’s cubes have in common? <br><br> The more you with it, the harder it gets.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 9 Votes ,1.50 Score
Gardening   11/2/2019

What’s the best part of gardening? <br><br> Getting down with your hoes.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Boobs   11/2/2019

What does saggy boob say the other saggy boob? <br><br> If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
Lesbian   11/2/2019

What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


1 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
10  Articles
A little humor as we are so close to xmas   11/2/2019

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br> The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
10  Articles
A little humor as we are so close to xmas   11/2/2019

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br> The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
69davidren 50 M
7  Articles
Hair   11/1/2019

A realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. <br><br> Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the smiled. <br><br> At dinner, she told her sister, “ monkey has grown hair.” Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, ...


1 Comments, 26 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
Hmmmmm   11/1/2019

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,0.53 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
A Joke   10/31/2019

I scared the postwoman today by going to the door completely naked. <br><br> I'm not sure what scared her more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where she lived. 😊...


0 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
boredlookingfor 34 M
3  Articles
Happy Halloween   10/31/2019

Dose anyone know how to fix a broken pumpkin?? Or what month people sleep the least


0 Comments, 10 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Stradolin 52 M
4  Articles
...and the bartender says...   10/30/2019

A priest, a rabbi, and a walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"


0 Comments, 10 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Stradolin 52 M
4  Articles
No difference?   10/30/2019

Q: What is the difference between and oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? <br><br> A: The taste.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
alexhall_2121 22 M
5  Articles
What a weak joke   10/29/2019

Are you having bladder infections? If so it sounds like... urine...trouble 😉


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Priest   10/27/2019

What’s the difference between a catholic priest and a zit? <br><br> A zit will wait you’re before it comes on your .


1 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,1.07 Score
Dinosaur   10/27/2019

What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
Dr Pepper   10/27/2019

Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? <br><br> Because she died.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
Stradolin 52 M
4  Articles
How many?   10/27/2019

How many swingers does it take screw in a light bulb? Who cares!


1 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
RobDavenport 57 M
8  Articles
Doctor's wife   10/27/2019

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast one morning. <br><br> As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out of the room and went to wor <br><br> A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what he’d said so he decided call his wife apologize. <br><br> ...


1 Comments, 41 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
RobDavenport 57 M
8  Articles
Threesome   10/27/2019

My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.


1 Comments, 10 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
A Joke   10/27/2019

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast one morning. <br><br> As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out of the room and went to work. <br><br> A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what he’d said so he decided to his wife to apologise . ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
A Joke   10/27/2019

A girl about to be married confessed to her close friend that she was not, as her fiance thought, a virgin. She asked her friend what to do. "No Problem, " said the friend, had just finished watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. "Just buy a piece of raw liver and shove it up inside you. It will make you tight and he will never know the difference." The girl followed this ...


0 Comments, 31 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
like to meet   10/27/2019

i like to meet and around and missed around to get to know her funny side first to get her feel like open


1 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
Banana   10/26/2019

What did the banana say the vibrator? <br><br> Why are you shaking, she’s going to eat me!


0 Comments, 7 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
Mafia   10/26/2019

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common <br><br> slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
Guitar teacher   10/26/2019

Why was the guitar teacher fired? <br><br> For fingering a minor.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
Its the way i tell em   10/26/2019

There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it. A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's ...


0 Comments, 22 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
McreadyinLaf 47 M
4  Articles
The Three Cocks   10/25/2019

This is the story of The Cocks., a papa cock, a mama cock, and a tot cock. After a morning spent jacking off all over the table, they decided go for a stroll. When they returned home, Papa Cock noticed there was some shit all over the cum on his side of the table. "Hey, " Papa Cock said, "there's been an asshole over here." Mama Cock looked around, saw the shitty ...


1 Comments, 25 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
Gg1820191 20 M
3  Articles
Best pick up line?   10/25/2019

Comment your best pickup line?


2 Comments, 9 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Santa Claus   10/25/2019

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? <br><br> He only comes once a year.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
Used condoms   10/25/2019

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? <br><br> One is a Goodyear, the other is a GREAT year.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Closed brothel   10/25/2019

What does the sign on a closed brothel say? <br><br> Beat it, we’re closed.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Jdawg694u2 44 M
1  Article
Dating a midget   10/25/2019

I once dated a midget. Ya I was just nuts over her. Bah ha ha ha


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
A Joke   10/25/2019

I came home from work the other night and caught my wife shagging a total stranger. I shouted "What the hell do you think you are doing"?and she replied"I told you he was stupid" .


0 Comments, 9 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
G-spot   10/24/2019

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball... <br><br> A man will for a golf ball.


1 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Hmmmm   10/24/2019

So, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes
ski76940 66 M
1  Article
Why did the chicken cross...   10/23/2019

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? <br><br> To get back to the same side.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
What is the best snack to eat?   10/23/2019

CUMtwat


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes
Stradolin 52 M
4  Articles
Vaudeville   10/23/2019

Bill: I once had a with no nose. <br><br> Ned: You once had a with no nose? How did he smell? <br><br> Bill: Horrible!


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
How much...   10/22/2019

A take on ‘how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood’...How many points can a multiorgasmic lady get if a multiorgasmic lady could get points.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes
Stradolin 52 M
4  Articles
Why?   10/22/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road? get Find For sex - Available Girls Near Me - Local Dating points.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
roko_1970 49 M
9  Articles
Lame joke for points   10/21/2019

Q-Why did the Irish lass take the contraceptive pill twice? A- To be sure to be sure


0 Comments, 11 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
A cheesy joke, literally   10/21/2019

Q. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? <br><br> A. There was nothing left but de Brie.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Bigdeemikeh2 32 M
9  Articles
More points train coming through   10/20/2019

Just need more points. Find For sex - Available Girls Near Me - Local Dating, why you gotta be like this?


0 Comments, 5 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Nuts   10/20/2019

Why does a squirrel swim on his back? <br><br> <br><br> To keep his nuts dry


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
whores   10/19/2019

some woman here are really whores they ask for all this from you and want to be the biggest in here its just pussy thats all to men


1 Comments, 14 Views, 7 Votes ,0.24 Score
roko_1970 49 M
9  Articles
More points   10/19/2019

Q-Have you heard the one about the guy needs more points? A-It was pointless


0 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
roko_1970 49 M
9  Articles
How do you know when....   10/19/2019

Q-How do you know when your at a gay BBQ? A- When all the sausages taste like shit.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
roko_1970 49 M
9  Articles
Must have more points   10/18/2019

Points points points and more importantly, more points because currently pointless


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
roko_1970 49 M
9  Articles
Must have more points   10/18/2019

Points points points


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
points   10/16/2019

we all need points so bad this new IM what a joke


2 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
And the hits keep rolling on   10/16/2019

The wife came up me yesterday asking for some for some new shoes.Of course, i said no and, she went off in a right huff.Last night, feeling somewhat randy, i cuddled up her in bed.She said, "You can get stuffed.If you cant shoe the , you sure arent fucking riding it"


1 Comments, 24 Views, 10 Votes ,2.99 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
more humour   10/16/2019

An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies. Says the : "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs 5 times in a row. "Oh my ...


1 Comments, 39 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   10/14/2019

Last night I rode my bike to the bar here in town and I had a few beers, followed by a few bourbons and a number of shots..... I still had the sense to know I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do what I have never done before, I locked up my bike in a secure place, and I took a cab home. Sure enough, there was a police check point on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waved ...


0 Comments, 35 Views, 10 Votes ,4.18 Score
Points   10/12/2019

There's no point in this.


2 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
How many bears does it take   10/12/2019

You can’t tell a bear


0 Comments, 8 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
skylarhaley 18 M
1  Article
bad jokes   10/9/2019

What is Jafar when he is next to you? Ja-near What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What did the eye say to the other eye? Something between us smells


1 Comments, 9 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
xxxtrythisxxx 51 M
1  Article
The Difference   10/9/2019

What is the difference between a blimp and 365 days of one-night-stands? <br><br> One is a Goodyear.....the other is a great year!!!...


0 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,0.86 Score
ye olde joke   10/8/2019

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? <br><br> He felt his presents!


0 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
Bad Joke . . .   10/8/2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
terrible joke . . .   10/8/2019

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... It's impossible to put down!


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
a joke   10/8/2019

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg - and a can of cat food. With no time to go to the ...


1 Comments, 47 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
Cheesy Joke...   10/7/2019

How do you make holy water? <br><br> You boil the hell out of it.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
Dad joke alert...   10/7/2019

Today, my asked "Can I have a mark?" and I burst into tears. years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.


1 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
Lets try this one   10/7/2019

A visits her for dinner... who just happens to live with a girl roommate. <br><br> During the course of the meal, his couldn't but notice how pretty his roommate was. <br><br> She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two of them, and this encounter had only made her more curious. <br><br> Over the course of the evening.... while ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
TheLoneMan05 33 M
5  Articles
What do you call two jalapeños getting it on?   10/7/2019

hot!


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
A Joke   10/7/2019

Bert and Ethel, a couple in Their 80s are celebrating are getting close to Their 60th wedding anniversary. Bert books a week at the hotel they had honeymooned in for the occasion. On Their anniversary night they are in bed talking and Bert says what do you think, should we try a bit of sex. Ethel agrees to and so they get started. After 10mins Ethel says " you don't have the fire in you ...


0 Comments, 25 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
Britishlone 52 M
2  Articles
Which Spice Girl can carry most gas   10/7/2019

Gerri Can


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
live4fun2018 48 M
3  Articles
2 guys and their dogs   10/6/2019

2 guys are out walking their dogs thru the city. They get and the first guy suggests they stop at a restaurant to get a bite to eat. The second guy says, "We have our dogs, they won't let us in". First guy says "no problem, just follow my lead". They walk up to the restaurant and ask for a table. Hostess says "Sorry, we don't allow dogs". First guy ...


2 Comments, 33 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
live4fun2018 48 M
3  Articles
Ladies and a flasher   10/6/2019

3 little old ladies were sitting on a park bench enjoying the afternoon. Suddenly, a guy walks up and flashes them. the first old lady has a stroke. the second old lady has a stroke. Sadly, the third old lady can't reach...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
more humour   10/6/2019

First time with my new girlfriend in the back of my car Her “ This is my first time, I’m a virgin, so what do I do ?” Me “ just grasp it the shaft and pretend you’re brushing your teeth” After 10 minutes nothing is happening Me “ you’re not doing anything. Why is your hand not moving ? Her “I’ve got an electric toothbrush !”


0 Comments, 10 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
live4fun2018 48 M
3  Articles
in a saloon   10/5/2019

limps into a saloon in the west. All eyes turn at him. His back foot is all bandaged up. He says the - "I'm looking for the man shot my paw..."


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
live4fun2018 48 M
3  Articles
in a saloon   10/5/2019

limps into a saloon in the west. All eyes turn at him. His back foot is all bandaged up. He says the - "I'm looking for the man shot my paw..."


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
This isn't funny   10/5/2019

Nor is this


0 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
TheLoneMan05 33 M
5  Articles
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?   10/4/2019

Beat it. We're closed.


2 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
TheLoneMan05 33 M
5  Articles
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?   10/4/2019

Beat it. We're closed.


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
AngloSwiss_CH 72 M
2  Articles
In at the deep end   10/4/2019

A disabled person comes to the swimming pool, and although he is really badly affected, he limps as best he can to the main pool, and goes to jump into the water. Just then the lifeguard spots him, and runs like crazy to stop him ... But he gets there too late, so he dives in to at least catch him before he drowns ... To his surprise, the disabled guy swims like a God, and the master-swimmer ...


0 Comments, 31 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
AngloSwiss_CH 72 M
2  Articles
Politics   10/4/2019

A boy asks his father: - Dad, I have to give a presentation at school, can I ask you some questions? - Yes of course, come on, what do you want to know? - What are politics? The father reflects for a moment and then starts: - Well then, let’s take our home as an example. I am an employee, so I earn money, so let's call me "capitalism". Your mother is the administrator of the ...


1 Comments, 25 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   10/4/2019

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. “Of course, my , ” said the priest. “Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.” “That’s a wonderful thing, my , and nothing that you need to confess, ...


0 Comments, 22 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
jayforplay004 21 M
1  Article
points   10/4/2019

points are a joke.....


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
TheLoneMan05 33 M
5  Articles
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?   10/4/2019

He only comes once a year.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
AngloSwiss_CH 72 M
2  Articles
Toilet humour   10/4/2019

Three ladies of a certain age are discussing problems associated with ageing. “60 is far the worst age”, says the first. “You feel like you’re always needing to , but in fact there’s nothing there”. <br><br> “That’s nothing”, says the second, “when you’re 70, your digestive system packs up. You take plenty of laxatives, eat loads of fibre, and spend all day ...


0 Comments, 27 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
pingvin98 20 M
2  Articles
Points   10/3/2019

point points points


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Troilism 62 C
17  Articles
Doctor appointment   10/2/2019

An elderly man who is hard of hearing is getting an annual check up. His wife of 63 years is with him in the exam room. With every question from the doc, the man turns to his wife and loudly asks "what did he say". The wife repeats each question in a loud voice in his ear. The man then answers each question. At the end of the exam the doc says to the old man, I'll need a urine ...


0 Comments, 22 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
The Lawyer   10/2/2019

A lawyer, had a wife and needed move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, wanted reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said, he had , no would rent a home him because they felt that the would destroy the place. <br><br> He couldn't say he had no , because he couldn't lie (as we all know, lawyers ...


0 Comments, 21 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   10/2/2019

A couple had decided to use calculator as a codeword for intercourse. The man told his to ask Mummy for the calculator. He comes back and tells him that she'd said she'll get it soon. An hour later the man asks his the same thing again and he returns with the same response. An hour later the woman shouts; "I've found the calculator". The man shouts back; "Fuck ...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
TheLoneMan05 33 M
5  Articles
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?   10/1/2019

Beef strokin’ off. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ... I'll see myself out.


2 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   10/1/2019

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?’ She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’ The Father asked, ‘And be there Any wee little ones yet?’ She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’ The Father said, ...


1 Comments, 34 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
whisky_69 50 T
4  Articles
limrick   9/30/2019

there was a man from bombay who made a cunt out of clay he put in his prick it hardened like a brick and tore his forskin away


1 Comments, 15 Views, 7 Votes ,0.49 Score
samsung1189 29 M
1  Article
post youre funniest one liners   9/30/2019

here for a good laugh post your funniest one liners here


0 Comments, 11 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   9/29/2019

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $, 000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ‘About 32, ’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50, ’ the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into ...


1 Comments, 39 Views, 12 Votes ,4.21 Score
Thatcher04354 60 M
1  Article
are you smuggling opiates...   9/29/2019

Him= Are you smuggling opiates in your bra? Her= No, why? Him- Because I see a "Perky Set" in there!


1 Comments, 8 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
Lets try this one   9/28/2019

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' <br><br> The man replied, ' Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him in the head, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, '.. Did you see me rob this bank?' ...


0 Comments, 35 Views, 8 Votes ,4.17 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   9/28/2019

After two weeks on a desert island with only each other for company, Bob and Geoff are getting horny. "Look, " says Bob, "Neither of us are gay, but if you pretend to be a women for me, when I'm done, I'll pretend to be a woman for you." Geoff reluctantly agrees and suffers minutes of painful humiliation as Bob fucks him up the arse. When it's over, Geoff asks Bob ...


1 Comments, 37 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
Senior Briefing   9/27/2019

On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules: <br><br> "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." <br><br> He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this ...


2 Comments, 35 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
6  Articles
Strange Day   9/27/2019

I've had a weird day today First I found a hat full of coins Then I got chased down the road by a bloke with a guitar.....


1 Comments, 21 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
6  Articles
Strange Day   9/27/2019

I've had a weird day today First I found a hat full of coins Then I got chased down the road by a bloke with a guitar.....


0 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
6  Articles
Internet   9/27/2019

I was on the internet earlier. The Mrs asked me what I was searching for I replied "Cheap flights" All day she's been smiling and nice to me I didn't even realise she liked darts


0 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Sir13874 45 M
1  Article
Bhahahaha   9/26/2019

What's the difference between a chickpea & a garbanzo bean ????? <br><br> <br><br> Never had to pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
buddy98111111 50 M
10  Articles
sex   9/21/2019

hell yes very


4 Comments, 26 Views, 15 Votes ,0.53 Score
Monday blues   9/20/2019

Blue blues


2 Comments, 25 Views, 19 Votes ,2.07 Score
Clodiusthefirst 73 M
21  Articles
Just published!!   9/20/2019

20 years in the saddle Major Bumsore Shorter Skirts Seymour Legg Baby's Revenge by Nora Tittsov Sex at Sea by Master Bates & Seaman Staines <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 11 Votes ,1.48 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
A Joke   9/20/2019

Justin Trudeau was reportedly very excited to be asked to address a conference on racism. <br><br> Apparently he's totally made up


2 Comments, 29 Views, 12 Votes ,1.56 Score
adventure_man01 32 M
9  Articles
A rancher was persuaded to cross-breed his...   9/19/2019

A rancher was persuaded to cross-breed his cattle with hyenas. It was a disaster. The offspring were the laughing stock of the community!


2 Comments, 15 Views, 12 Votes ,1.39 Score
crossing the road   9/18/2019

why did the pervert cross the road.................cos his dick was stuck in the chicken


0 Comments, 14 Views, 11 Votes ,0.92 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   9/18/2019

Porn star Jessica Jaymes has died, with her death classified as natural. <br><br> Unlike the rest of her....


0 Comments, 16 Views, 12 Votes ,1.21 Score
Pullmytrigger55 49 M
12  Articles
Screwed   9/18/2019

That's what Find For sex - Available Girls Near Me - Local Dating does to u


0 Comments, 17 Views, 14 Votes ,1.22 Score
mryounghung25 31 M
3  Articles
Thomas Edison   9/16/2019

Thomas Edison was probably the first guy to fuck a girl with the lights on.


2 Comments, 19 Views, 16 Votes ,1.95 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   9/16/2019

The wife was bent over looking at something and it was to good an opportunity to miss. I pulled her knickers to one side and did what nature intended. Apparently we are banned from Walmart now .


1 Comments, 19 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   9/15/2019

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine . A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, ...


2 Comments, 57 Views, 15 Votes ,3.74 Score
Cumtakesum 52 M
0  Articles
Mom 3some   9/13/2019

A guy is in a bar talking to a beautiful 60yr old woman things get heated up and she whispers in his ear "have you ever had a mom and 3some" the guy is thinking if she looks this good at 60 her must be amazing. So he goes home with her and as they head upstairs the woman yells " mom take off your depends and clean yourself up I brought us home a live one"


1 Comments, 26 Views, 11 Votes ,1.86 Score
No free IM's   9/12/2019

That's the joke.


1 Comments, 13 Views, 9 Votes ,0.65 Score
adventure_man01 32 M
9  Articles
My grandpa started walking....   9/12/2019

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. <br><br> Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,0.53 Score
adventure_man01 32 M
9  Articles
A turtle is crossing the road....   9/11/2019

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
live4fun2018 48 M
3  Articles
Hotel porn   9/10/2019

A family walks into a hotel and he father goes to the front desk to get a room. He says "I hope the porn is disabled". The guy at the desk says "We just show regular porn you sick fuck".


2 Comments, 19 Views, 12 Votes ,2.62 Score
Is the Earth really round ?????   9/9/2019

NASA lied us !!


2 Comments, 19 Views, 10 Votes
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   9/9/2019

A of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words, " she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She ...


0 Comments, 78 Views, 15 Votes ,2.21 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   9/8/2019

A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So, " says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "I've been to the pub, " slurs the drunk. "Well, " says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few." "I did all right, " the drunk says ...


3 Comments, 64 Views, 13 Votes ,2.98 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   9/8/2019

One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could him a £200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have an £80, 000 mortgage on the house, and you want to you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas." Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely , sorry about . Ask again some other ...


0 Comments, 49 Views, 13 Votes ,2.64 Score
pjfriendly082 42 M
3  Articles
When its an appropriate time to Joke about...   9/8/2019

When have you been able to joke about things with your partner. Some of the short-cummins or long cummings etc. with your partner? Have you been able to hold your tongue until there was open air where you could share and accept your partners critiques? Have you been with other couples where you enjoyed things but maybe said something a bit too much? Then had to walk it back.


1 Comments, 19 Views, 8 Votes ,0.70 Score
CTAfternoonFun 55 M
5  Articles
The biggest Vagina   9/7/2019

Three women are sitting at a bar arguing over who has the biggest vagina. <br><br> “The first girl says, ‘My boyfriend can fit a whole fist up there.’ The second girl says, ‘Ha, my boyfriend can fit two fists and a foot.’ The third girl just smiles as she slides down the bar stool.”


1 Comments, 35 Views, 14 Votes ,1.70 Score
CTAfternoonFun 55 M
5  Articles
Food humor   9/7/2019

What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? <br><br> No one ever $200.00 to have a garbanzo bean on their face.. <br><br> <br><br> What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? <br><br> beer nuts are over a dollar, deer nuts are under a buck.


0 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
CTAfternoonFun 55 M
5  Articles
Doctor Viisit   9/7/2019

A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. The doctor walks in and says, “I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” <br><br> “I don’t understand, doc, ” the patient says. “Why?” <br><br> “Because, ” the doctor says. “I’m trying to examine you.”


0 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   9/7/2019

Just pissed off the yoga instructor when she told the class to "holler out your favorite position!"... I yelled, "ANAL!"...


0 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   9/7/2019

I met a beautiful girl and we were getting on great until I asked her out for a drink and she stormed off. I'm beginning to think that every woman you meet at AA is a lesbian...


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
jolielaide 48 F
1  Article
mornin' sexxx   9/6/2019

the wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled egg and toast breakfast; wearing nothing but the t-shirt she normally sleeps in. me, not being nearly awake gave a bit of side eye when I walked in. she turned to me and softly said, “you’ve got to get your dick out, fuck me right now." it sounded so sexy when she said it, that my eyes woke like it xmas morning. i ...


0 Comments, 44 Views, 9 Votes ,3.85 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   9/6/2019

A fledgling journalist has been sent out to an interview an elderly lady for the local rag, she has just turned 104 and still lives at home. The journo scribbles down the old lady's life story in shorthand; schooldays, war , loves, marriage, widowhood. Then he arrived at the crucial question. Journo: "Well then Edna, the $64, 000 dollar question! All our readers will want to know the ...


1 Comments, 31 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
6  Articles
Threesome   9/5/2019

Having just passed my 50th birthday, I met an older woman in a bar the other night. She was in her late 60s, but in very good shape for her age. We got talking and flirting and she asked if I'd like to go back to hers for a "sportsman's double". "What's that ?" I said. "It's a mother and threesome". Imagining a gorgeous lady about my age, I ...


2 Comments, 32 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   9/5/2019

I was sat in a bar with my wife last night. She looked at me and said, "Why are you staring at that blonde woman with the big tits sitting over there?" "You're crazy! !I didn't even notice her big tits." I replied. "So why are you still staring at her??" "She's got no panties on."...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
KikKyasjodico 22 M
2  Articles
Short Joke   9/4/2019

What did one condom say to the other condom as they walked past a gay bar? <br><br> <br><br> Wanna get shit faced? 🤣🤣🤣


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   9/4/2019

Last night my wife wore a police uniform in bed and said, "you've been arrested for being good in bed!" <br><br> 90 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence...


1 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
gigelo2007 32 M
7  Articles
Panda   9/4/2019

A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves. The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. "You owe me money, " she says. "For what?" The woman rolls her eyes and explains, ...


0 Comments, 35 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
gigelo2007 32 M
7  Articles
A boy   9/4/2019

A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, ...


1 Comments, 30 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
Jank0317 31 C
5  Articles
Jokes   9/3/2019

What are your favorite dirty jokes


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   9/2/2019

Dave woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his old lady put some coffee in front of him. “Louise, ” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?” “Even worse, ” she said, her ...


2 Comments, 53 Views, 10 Votes ,4.98 Score
What in the difference-   9/2/2019

Between a lollipop and a sucker?


1 Comments, 20 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
To The Point   9/1/2019

A woman whose was hospitalised in a US tornado told ITV News "God would make her better." Presumably, 's a different God from the one almost killed her with a tornado....


0 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
Even More Humour   9/1/2019

There was a local family whose was frankly very overweight and unattractive. I remember one day her mom came into school and spoke during assembly explaining she could no longer stand the bullying and had hanged herself the night before. <br><br> The whole school was in shocked silence, then one lad shouted out, " hell, it must have been a strong rope."


0 Comments, 17 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
whisky_69 50 T
4  Articles
Why   8/31/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road because the pervert could not get his knob of it .... what cum first the chicken or the pervert ??


0 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
whisky_69 50 T
4  Articles
Why   8/31/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road because the pervert could not get his knob of it .... what cum first the chicken or the pervert ??


0 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,0.86 Score
parmakr62 43 M
4  Articles
Pharmacist joke   8/31/2019

"Being a pharmacist is great because you're kind of a doctor, but also a cashier." -Dave Attell


1 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   8/31/2019

There was a knock on the door and on answering it discovered a Policeman holding a photo of my wife . He asked "Is this your wife sir"? to which I replied yes . He said "It looks like shes been in an accident" And I replied "I know but shes got a lovely personality "


0 Comments, 12 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   8/31/2019

Fuck I remember the days when I was a you could go into a shop with £1 and come out with 2 tins of coke, a wham bar, a bag of crisps and 2 magnums.... Now , Fuckin CCTV everywhere.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
Ricarddo87 32 M
4  Articles
Apaixonar   8/29/2019

A paixao nos enganos muito, por esse motivo seja feliz


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   8/27/2019

A is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in. “, where do babies come from?” The thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The looks puzzled so the continues, “ means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. ’s how you get a ...


1 Comments, 22 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
more humour   8/26/2019

I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm looking for to unlock my phone....


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47  Articles‚ Score 21.7
More Humour   8/26/2019

One the first teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her . She came to the part of the story where the first was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...and so the went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon sir, but may I have some of straw to build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the ...


3 Comments, 52 Views, 11 Votes ,3.73 Score
How do you—-   8/24/2019

make a snowman the beach?


0 Comments, 11 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
How do you—-   8/24/2019

Get an elf of a tree?


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score